"Tim, I think you should cut back a bit." said Jane, looking at her husband tucking into a Christmas eve supper of waffles.
"Come on Janey, Everyone indulges a bit during christmas!" replied Tim, patting his beer belly "And I'm playing Santa in the town parade. Everyone expects Santa to be jolly, fat, and have lots of white hair! I know the suit has padding, but you know what they say; bigger is better!"
Neither Tim or Janet noticed the sinister figure with the goatee and red rubber suit watching and listening at the window. "Mwohohoho!"
***
Later that night, as Tim lay sleeping, the red figure crept up to his bed and sprinkled sparkling white dust over him. He watches as Tim's stomach grew fatter and fatter. The rest of his body grew as well. He grew in size to 9 feet tall. His face turned more apelike, but with a white beard. More white hair sprouted all over his body, but thinner on his humongous belly, now the size of his toy sack. His legs grew thick and his feet grew to the size of dinnertrays, with clawed toenails.
His job done, the figure crept away, leaving Tim as a 9 foot tall, 400 pound abominable snowman!
"Mwohohoho!"