CYOTF

Under the Christmas Tree

"Mwahoho!" laughed the man in the red rubber suit as he peered out of your fireplace after shimmying down your chimney. He rubbed his gloved hands together in anticipation.

St. Nicholas has the job of delivering toys to good girls and boys, and Kobold delivers lumps of coals to the bad ones. But there are some people who don't want toys, they want to be transformed. And for those people there is another lesser known holiday spirit. This lesser known being is leaner than Santa Claus, is younger than Santa, has a goatee, but dresses similarly to the Santa he aspires to be. Hunching his shoulders, he rubbed his hands with glee. The glint in his eye is omenous, yes. He's about to grant your darkest wish.

He is expert at this game, but no one will ever remember his name, because after he's done they're never the same.

Dani ceased to be human, and found himself wrapped under a jock's tree--heehee, it's a pair of athletic sweat socks that he now be.

He gave Justin a new leash on life. He's a golden retriever in an animal carrier tied with a big red bow.

Brian couldn't decide between a coyote and a motorcycle. His gift was to be both: a furry motorcycle that howls along the highway. The perfect vehicle for a werewolf, his transformations controlled by his new owner's magic key.

Peter sprouted wings, a tail, and horns, and into a dark gamers world he did soar. If you should venture there, you'll hear a fierce dragon's roar.

Action figures now loom over Corey, so small. He once was quite tall. Now he's a toy for a skate punk in Orlando.

Erik's eyes flash red with LED's. He once was a man, now a robot he be.

Rex gave a gasp as his years flashed him by, he'll have to redo puberty yet, until then he can bench press ten times his own weight. He thought being Superboy would be neat. Unfortunately life in Comic Book World is not cracked up to what he thinks it will be, he never grows old, every episode seems the same. Each week he fights two d-villains, and grows boredly insane.

The being most wickedly kind intent on granting your wish puts a black rubber boot on your first stair. His hand on the rail, he grinned toothily. Your wish will be granted, the worst it can be!

"MWOHOHO!"

What do you do now?

• "Mwohoho!" Doncha know, you wanted to be the cat's meow, now you're a pussy cat A added 17 years ago
• Under the sea you long to be, gills and a tail are in store for thee BM added 17 years ago
• You're dreaming of a white Christmas...But will it become a nightmare? A added 16 years ago
• Bigger is better was always your motto, your belly button is as big as a grotto A BM S added 15 years ago
• Step inside my magic grotto! Mwohohohoho! O added 15 years ago
• Rue the day you will, you got a pouch, and are hopping ill! A TG added 15 years ago
• The moon is full, and your body transforms, fangs and fur, you howl forlorn A added 13 years ago
• A superhero costume you find, now as a hero others lives you must mind BM added 13 years ago
• Milk it does a body good? MOOOOOOOO! A TG O added 6 years ago
• It's sad that twins drift apart, so you both get a half heart O added 3 years ago

• You get skunked: Black fur with a white stripe is your new fashion choice
• Your dreams are divided: The lady or the tiger? Which is your gift?
• On Christmas Day in someone's aquarium you will play!
• Your stocking was hung by the chimney, now you're hung like a donkey-heehaw!
• Merry Christmas to all, to you good night, dawn you'll be Mary that ain't right!
• Immortality was your plea, but undying doesn't always mean unaging!
• You wanted to be buff, now you're built like an ox--good grief horns & a tail!
• Not a creature was stirring, not even you---you're now a mouse
• You wanted a stone statue likeness of u now a pigeon toilet is the fate for u
• A zentai superhero costume you find, now as a hero others lives you must mind
• So what kind of jock did you want to be? Cotton or Muscled.
• Muscles abound, your waist it is narrow, your IQ is now the same as a burro
• A wallflower you were, now you're a potted tree
• Ook! you mumble in your deep sleep, You'll wake in a jungle, furry & tweaked
• Race is the thing that changes for you...now what will you do?
• Flesh and blood, no more do you be, Paint & Ink, cartoon-life you now be
• Leather is hot, chaps you now be, wrapped around a guy's thighs soon you will be
• The red one he laughs, and puddle you be, don't wish to be Frosty in Miami teehe
• Ribbon & paper now binds you tight, in the morning you'll fly as a kite
• Chimera or Patchwork?
• You inflate like a blimp, gaining the pounds, no bean pole, lardo you be
• You eat the banana in your sock, now you're a furry giant ape on NYC's dock
• Feeling flushed, you find that your toilet body gets regularly flushed
• Eye of newt and toe of frog, now you're at Hogwart's in a bit of a fog
• Your dreams can come true, it has happened to you, what's it like to be blue?
• Lion, witch, wardrobe? What'll it be? Hooves of a goat, Tumnus you be!
• The path that you follow isn't quite clear, it wasn't your dream, but dread fear
• Yuletide dreams you achieve, you're a stud you believe--but neigh!
• Scales, and apples--what can that mean, a serpentine body seems keen
• This may be a stretch, but you share Elastic lad's fate, a rubberized body
• Your future was not in the cards, but now you are..
• You little vixen
• You pig!
• Sunrise you wake in another's bed, your body got swapped
• Christmas spirit you wanted, now Dickensian wraith is what you're rewarded as
• Fire, water, earth and air: You're transformed into despair!
• Not easy being green, but plenty of flies to eat: you're a frog, NEAT!
• Astroboy lives again
• Counting sheep to get to sleep, now wool is warped, and you're rammed deep
• Muscles and youth for which did plea are granted to thee
• Older and wiser you wanted to be, now arthritis & Alzheimer's dominate ye
• Dear friend, deer season bullets whiz by, with a 10 pt rack, you're going to die
• Penguins march on in your mind, in the morning, a permanent tuxedo you'll find
• Mwhohoho, say it ain't so!

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