"PUSH!!" cried Tim, wedged firmly in his front doorway "PUSH!"! Behind him, Jane pushed and shoved as hard as she could.
Finally Tim popped free and he and his wife landed in the snow. "Good job it's Christmas morning and there's no-one about!" muttered Tim.
But then, to his horror, Tim started growing again, his belly at a bigger rate than the rest of him! By the time he stopped he was as tall as a Christmas tree, with feet the size of sleighs and a vast belly the size of an Iceberg - with a belly button big enough to enter into!
"Oh, no!" he groaned "Now what do I do?"