POW!
Mitch punched the head off the snowman he had recently built with his Christmas present, a new pair of Boxing gloves. He had built four snowmen in his back yard for practice and had KOed them all but one. "I hope I'll get the chance to use them against a real opponent soon" he said as punched the fifth and last snowman.
(I thought I only built four snowmen?) he thought just before he made contact. The snowman exploded, covering Mitch with a blizzard of snow.
As the flakes touched him he started growing fur. His pants were ripped as his legs transformed and a long tail burst out of his rear. His shoes grew tighter until huge footpaws burst out and grew to massive lengh. His ears and face changed and from the shadow cast by the wall lantern he knew he had transformed into a kangaroo! He still had his gloves, so he was a boxing kangaroo!
He? Mitch inspected his body and saw he had a pouch. He suddenly remembered learning from a TV documentary that only females had pouches! This was too much for Mitch, who collapsed onto the ground, out as cold as the snow he lay on.