You feel a sense of relief, you can go to this "Arctos Outfitters" and get them to explain why they sent you the bear gear and why it had such a huge effect on you. "We now return to 'What Else do Bears do in the Woods?'", comes out of the TV. You look up in surprise, you forgot what channel you were watching.
The screen now showed two nude and hirsute men clothed only in thongs making out in the forest. You look on in growing interest, "Come on, drop the thongs, show me the package."
You realize suddenly that this is turning you on! You're not into this stuff. You try to change the channel but to no avail. You then get up and try to turn the set off manually. That doesn't work and now you can see the actors are starting to pull off their clothes. Left with no other choice, you unplug it.
"That was freaky, I get a channel I never got before and it refuses to change." You bend over to pick up the remote. RIIIP! Your action has shredded your ill-fitting undershirt along the spine.
"Great, I have to go outside bit I have nothing that will fit me," you say to yourself. "Wait, the Arctos stuff." You really don't want to wear the clothing from that place, but you have no choice.
Opening the box again, you examine the clothing again.