Having just arrived on Pleasure Island you wander around for a bit until you come to a boat ride consisting of a river that dissapears into a carved grotto entrance flanked with Greek pillars. The sign at the entrance reads
TUNNEL OF LOVE
(Recommended for couples rather than singles)
You're single and have arrived by yourself, but you decide to go in for a laugh anyway. You go up to the ticket booth. "One, please" you say.
"You know this is a ride for couples rather than singles." says the woman in the booth.
"I don't care. Just give me a boat"
"Very well." she replies and lets you go through.
You go to the docking area and climb into a boat. You don't need a partner to enjoy the ride...