As the boat floats into the entrance you sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
You float past strange multicoloured rock formations with glowing chambers "This is wonderful!" you say to yourself "I can't see why you need to have a partner to enjoy this!"
Suddenly you are grabbed by a giant claw and dragded out of your boat to face a humongous purple dragoness! It's not the practice for Tunnel of Love rides to have animatronic dragons grab riders, so you correctly guess that this is real!
"HELP! HELP!" you cry "DON'T EAT ME!"
"Don't worry, dearie!" coos the dragon "I'm not going to eat you! I've been waiting for a single guy like you to come along for ages!"
And with that she brings you to her lips and gives you a big long smokey kiss! Smoke flows into you and you feel ready to pass out...