Guy convinced Cray to put on the ointment in the men's room after ordering a hearty meal. Sitting at the table waiting for Cray to return, Guy constantly peeks over his shoulder to see if Cray is coming. But he doesn't see Cray first, he smells him. He puckers up his nose, something smells like dead fish.
"Whoa, Cray, is that stink you?" Guy asks as he turns toward the smell and sees Cray there.
"It's this ointment, Guy. You sure this will make me big. All it seems to be doing is stinking to high heaven and making me itch."
Cray scratches as hives visibily appear on all his exposed skin.
"Maybe it's gone bad. Does the jar have an expiry date?" Guy asks.
Cray hands Guy the now empty jar and sits down scratching with both hands.
Guy exams the ointment jar, and frowns. It looks practically identical to his jar, but there's a couple of differences. For example the word muscles is misspelled as "mussels" and the copyright date is 2998, held by a Dr. Zoidberg....
When Guy looks up, Cray's entire body is now a bright red. The hives evolved into hard carpace. Cray is turning into a giant lobster man or shrimp man or something....