"So what's the pitch, I get a 50th share of a condo for $10,000?"
"Not at all. We don't sell real estate, we sell lifestyle," the guy says, "How would you like to earn $10,000 for one week's service?"
"Huh? But I thought you sold timeshares?"
"Timeshares, yes, but not condos. See those old guys over there," he gestures to a group of seniors peering through a glass window at you and the other young male guests, "Well, they're willing to pay $25,000 to use a body like yours for just a week, $50,000 for two weeks, and the people at Pleasure Island Resorts have the know-how to make it happen. Would you mind being 65 or 70 for a week or two? In exchange for 10 or 20 grand, of course," he adds.
You open your mouth.
"Don't answer yet. Way until you hear all the details," he opens a notebook, and prepares to illustrate how much more you could earn if you agreed to a long-term contract. You could make more in a year working with the timeshare than you could working full-time for 10 years. You roll my eyes, and find yourself being drawn in.
"So what happens if I agree?" You ask.
He grins and pulls out a contract with a clipboard.
"Well, after you sign the paperwork, you'll need to have a physical, and then depending on the time that you're willing to swap, we'll put you up for auction. It's really cool, you don't mind being naked? I mean you have a nice body, so it shouldn't be a problem. If we get a bidding war, we split the bonus you earn at auction over and above the amount you'd get for that time period normally," he explains hastily handing you a pen.