Before you know it, the boat comes to a crashing halt. You look outside to see a group of boys looking excited to board. Seeing that this is your big chance, you casually make your way through the swarm of boys while no one is looking and head out into the city streets. Your stomach rumbles from the journey and with no money to call your own, you decide that the only thing you can do is head home. You had escaped to Pleasure Island a week ago and your apartment is probably a mess. Making your way through the streets, you suddenly feel a stabbing pain in your leg. You collapse to the ground as your feet and legs burn in pain. You watch as your legs extend themselves giving you an extra couple inches of height. Your feet also become a few sizes larger making your shoes worthless. You stand up to see that your pants reveal 4 inches of your legs, the leg that was scratched showing a considerable amount of hair. You examine your other leg and see that light hair has also begun to grow around your ankles, becoming heavier as it gets closer to your groin. You decide that you’ll investigate further once you are safe at home.
Tossing your shoes aside, you run through the streets. You find that despite the odd appearance of your pants, your new legs are rather powerful. In no time you are back at your small shabby apartment building. Stepping inside, your stomach reminds you of how hungry you are so make a quick dash to the phone. You order 3 meat lovers pizzas and head to the bathroom to check out if you have any further changes. Switching on the light you sigh with relief to see that your face hasn’t changed at all. You strip down to your underwear and see that while your lower half has become increasingly hairier and beefier, your upper body has remained the same.
Just then the phone rings and you casually answer it. The voice on the other end coughs before speaking.
“You may have escaped the island, but you haven’t escaped the curse. We are still watching you”. Just then the doorbell rang and you quickly hang up the phone. Throwing on your pants you answer the door. After collecting your pizza, you sit down to watch some tv and relax after the stressful time you’ve had over the past week. Channel surfing you find yourself watching a late night football game which surprises you since you have never had any interest in sports at all.
“Oh come on! That play sucked!” You should passionately at the screen, while scarfing down the food. Before long you’ve finished all three pizzas and feel sufficiently full. With a loud belch you pat yourself on the stomach in pleasure before getting up and going to bed. You have a big day ahead of you trying to return to your daily life as a college student.