"So how'd your performance review go?" Harry asked his friend. Performance reviews with Naomi could be a little weird.
"It was OK. She kept going on and on about how important it is that people never stop trying to improve themselves and how she wasn't sure I was fully committed to improving myself." Zack answered.
"Yeah, I've been getting that a lot too, lately ever since Jessica left. I think she's trying to hint that we need to 'upgrade' ourselves."
"I am really not going to go female just to make Naomi happy." Zack snorted. "Even if I could get your job." Zack was actually contented in his current position as one of the senior front-line huskies, but he liked to tease Harry about trying to take his job.
"She offered you my job?" Harry was nonplussed for a second, then realized Zack was joking as usual. "Oh, I get it. Actually, you'd probably be a pretty cute girl husky." (Although it was technically accurate, the huskies tended to avoid the term 'bitch.')
"Dream on. Anyway, it would probably freak Katie out."
"You know what we need to do, don't you?"
"Yeah, but tell me anyway."
Harry sighed. "We really, really need to get Naomi laid."