You turn your head. Your body convulses in pain, as the young man in the Greek warrior costume grins and rubs his palms together.
"To-nee!" you manage to say before your voice becomes a whinny.
He laughs, "Chad, I know you laughed when you heard I was going to be the mascot. You made that lewd remark about helping me out with my new mascot job. Well, the mascot has to supply his own horse, so I took you up your offer to help me out." Tony doubled over with laugher as you completed your transformation from man into horse.