Phil and Sammy huddled in a corner of the boss's office as they heard a group of Coachmen coming into the barn.
"I don't want excuses, I want action and to see those two asses in here changing, yelled an angry head Coachman!"
"Sir he checked the zoo from A to Z without a sign. We all started at the front gate after closing and swept the entire zoo and park again. Heck I even put up a notice for the nonhuman emploees to notify us if seen. Ahh, I offered anyone a pardon of sentence if they offered info that helped us find the two, that's OK isn't it Sir?"
"NO, Richard it isn't OK and I think a little attitude adjustment is in order here, said the boss Coachman."
"James, Ralph, Posti, and you by the door, I want a check of the zoo scenes, so get the proper suits and walk to scenes, now get going, said the Boss."
Richard started to sheepishly walk out with the rest of the Coachmen guards when the Boss put his hand on Richard's shoulder.
"You stay here while he discuss, attitude!"
The other Coachmen walked out looking over their shoulders at Richard. They knew the Boss was mad and when upset he occasionally talked about attitude. In any case the way he changed attitude was usually at the personal embaressment of the employee.
"Sir, I'm sorry if I offened you but......, Richard stopped as the boss walked close to his pet machine."
A big sign hung above the steel door entrance, 'RINGKEY DINGKEY'.
Richard hung his head as the Boss motioned he enter the machine.
"Remove all clothing and personal jewelry and hand them out to me, said the grinning Boss."
Phil and Sammy craned their necks to see out the office window toward the situation unfolding.
The steel door closed as the Boss watched Richard close his eye in anticapation of some Hellish thing to come.
A broadening smile on the Coachman boss' face as he adjusted the settings on the machine. "Ready or not Richard here you go!"
Lights in the barn dimmed as the strange machine drew heavy power off the lines. The glass window of the machine quickly fogged over and then from inside came, "OH GOD HELP ME!" and then a hissing sound.
A full hour went by as the Boss stood outside walking to and fro. Then a bell like the egg timer on a stove.
Opening the door the Boss ordered Richard to step out. Out of the white fog stepped Richard. Shaking and unsteady on his new cloven hooves he stood wavering back and forth as if to keep his balance.
"Richard, I've gone easy on you for this mistake. I rearranged your simple parts to be like a satyr. Now and for thirty days and nights you shall reside as a guard a Circe's House of Sexual Delights. There like the satyr's before you I expect order to be kept as the volunteers are corralled and sent to their destinations."
Richard stood feeling his thick curly dark brown hair which coverd him from his head, back, waist, and legs. As his hand felt of his sick feeling guts he touched a furry sheath now grown on his lower stomac. Looking down he saw heavy hung testicle in a furry sack down near his hocks.
"Ahh, we notice our equipment. Well it's for the customers to enjoy looking and touching. If you once have sex with human or beast in the thirty days I will send you through Reformation and put you in the petting zoo, understand boy?"
Even as Richard shook his head to show a yes of understanding the talon ended fingers hit a senual spot. Richard stared as his pick cockhead rouse out of the furry sheath and began to extend out into the lighted barn.
"Cool down fool or I'll send you to the petting zoo thirty days early, yelled the Boss man."
Try as he might the damn thing grew longer and larger as it came into the cool temped barn. Richard turned toward the office window to hide his naked sex member when he gave out a yell. "There Sir, there they are, in your office, there!" As Richard pointed Phil and Sammy ran for the barn's furthest doors.