Now your really curious about the tape but it couldn't be true, could it? Your alone in the store which makes you think that maybe your friends are pulling a practical joke on you. They are always doing one thing or another to you and you've just about had it.
"What the hell", you say and go to the back room where the VHS viewer is. The room is a mess with tapes all over the place. Every night before he leaves, the boss tells you to clean this mess up but you never do. There is a customer at the desk so you put the tape down and take care of the customer. You find her a copy of "Cum here often?" and as she walks out the door, you quickly return to the back room. The crazy lady pops into your head again. "What if I turn into Judi Dench? Maybe I better leave a note in case I go mad".
Your mind is racing thinking about all the possible movies that it might come on with. You close your eyes and push in the tape. You hear it winding through the machine and with the final click the black screen comes alive with "The Incredible Hulk Returns. "Great",you think,"I'm going to be Lou Ferrigno".
You wait for the change to happen and then you notice that the tape paused on Bill Bixby. Before you have a chance to press play, you already feel changes happening to your body. Your getting thinner and a little taller. Your pants become plaid bell bottoms and brown boots surround your feet. A button down long sleave shirt completes your outfit. You run over to look in the bathroom mirror and find that you are in fact Bill Bixby.
You don't know if this is perminent but it's time to close the store so you take the tape and turn out the lights and lock the front door. Maybe when you wake up in the morning, all of this would have been a dream.
Your walking back home down a dark street when you hear footsteps coming up quickly behind you. You feel your heart beating faster as you pick up your pace. Your sweat glands are now on extra duty and you tense up for you know what is about to happen but your too weak to defend yourself. Suddenly someone grabs you from behind and bends your arm behind your back. His partner stands before you and demands all your money. You reply that all you have is five bucks and he can have it.
"Come clean, you just came out of the store you must have more than that". The guy behind you pulls back your arm and you feel like it's going to break. "What's that in your hand?"
You tell him that "it's just an old tape".
He replys,"I think your holding out on us", and he punches you hard in the stomach.
Your in agonizing pain when you feel something strange. Your body is expanding. Your lats and shoulders are widening and your shirt tears up the back at the same time your chest juts out causing the buttons to pop off your shirt. Both of your arms grow to huge balls of muscle and when you flex them your shirt sleeve rips. Your legs are growing longer as your thighs and calves bust out of the confines of your pants. Finally your feet expand causing the boots to come apart. You rip the torn shirt off revealing your eight foot tall super huge muscular green body. You feel so powerful that you raise your massive arms into the air and tell the robbers to "go fuck themselves", but all they hear is a loud growl.
For some stupid reason the two robbers have hung around while you went through the change so you pick them up and fling them into the alley in slow motion. You then run away in slow motion so it takes a while for you to get home.
You wake up in your bed in the morning without any clue how you got there. "Wow, what was I drinking last night?" You have to take a piss so you take your naked self out of bed and head for the bathroom.
A loud scream echos throughout your apartment. Your room mate comes running in from his bedroom and finds you shaking and staring at a site that confirms your worst fears. You now know that last night really happened because of what your looking at, a closet full of plaid bell bottoms, button down long sleeve shirts, and brown boots.
UURRRRRR!