Both of the couple had a mild fear of chain-letters and thinking that this was one of them, Mr. Zeiss nodded as his wife tapped the pen to the paper.
The paper went blank and a minute later a question formed. It read:
Question 1: Are you content and happy?
The two looked at each other, talked amongst themselves and then finally wrote down that accept for a few spats, they were completely happy and content.
Question 2: For the missus: Are you happy with your species.
A simple yes was all Missus Zeiss wrote down and the paper once again went blank.
Question 3: For the man of the house: Are you happy with your species.
Truth be told, Mr. Zeiss sometimes wished that he could be a Neko like his wife. Taking the pen from his wife, he wrote down what was on his mind.
Question 4: Have either of you ever dressed like the opposite sex?
They looked at each other and shared a private grin. Last Halloween, Mr. Zeiss had dressed like a bar wench and Mrs. Zeiss had dressed like Pirate. The funny thing was that Mr. Zeiss made a totally believable woman. What each other didn't know was that they had been secretly trying on each others clothes since then; in fact, right this minute, Mr. Zeiss was wearing a pair of his wife's bikini briefs and what he didn't know was that she was wearing a pair of his boxers.
Grinning at each other, Mr. Zeiss finally wrote down that the answer was a yes.
Question 5: If you two love birds had to choose a name for the opposite sex, what would it be?
Mr. Zeiss looked thoughtful and then finally wrote down the name Samantha. Mrs. Zeiss took the pen and wrote down her name would be Zach.
Question 6: For the Missus; if you was the opposite sex, what would be your current height and weight?
Grinning like a Cheshire cat, she wrote down her height would be three foot six and she would weigh forty three pounds. Before Mr. Zeiss very eyes, he watched as his wife shrink down. Afraid to look, he saw the next question form.
Question 7: And how old are we?
Giggling, Missus Zeiss carefully wrote down that she was only five years old.
Question 8: Mister Zeiss, how tall would you be and what would you weigh?
But the problem was, Mr. Zeiss was horrified at what had just happened to his wife and refused to take the pen. Suddenly the paper went blank and the words, 'You don't want anything bad to happen do you?' appeared on the sheet.
Trembling, he took the offered writing tool and wrote down, 'Three foot five' for height and 'Thirty seven pounds' for weight.
Suddenly the world became larger as a feeling of vertigo washed over him. On top of it all, his clothes, like his wives, no longer fit. The paper went blank and the next line appeared.
Question 9: And how old are we?
Wanting to be with his wife, he wrote down that he was only five years old. Suddenly, everything went funny. His mind remained as an adult, but his body shifted and conformed to that of a five year old. He was in the same boat as his wife, only a one inch shorter and weighing a bit less.
Question 10: Mr. Zeiss....Are you a male Neko or a female Neko?
Mr. Zeiss looked at the question, unsure of how to answer. Part of it was what he wanted, to be the same species as his wife, but something of the other part bothered him. Sighing heavily, he wrote down what he had never told his wife. His answer was......