The crowd of excited girls began to quiet down as a tall, dignified woman--the school's former head of women--made her way to the podium. She was beaming.
The auditorium held its breath as she began.
"Welcome, ladies, to a new and wonderful world. A world without war, without violence, without men! A world of beautiful, warm, loving women!"
She quickly ran over the changes that the school would be making, with female orientation classes for the new women and the shutdown of those programs, such as the boys sports teams, aimed only at males. The former headmaster, a legendary hard case, was now "just going into first grade, and as cute as the dickens in her sparkly pink outfit!". "On a personal note" the new headmistress added "I also want to welcome all of you, former males and born-females alike, into the glorious world of woman-loving. I've always known that only women could truly love women, and now the rest of the world knows it too."
"New women, I know some of you are a little dazed and shocked still. But in the days and weeks to come you will realize how lucky you are, freed from the crippling Y chromosome and able, unlike any of your male ancestors, to become fully human. You will find learning to be female to be an incredibly enriching process."
"Born women, I know this has come as surprise to you as well. We are now expected to be the leaders in this new world. As a wise man, and there weren't too many of them, once said, with great power comes great responsibility. Remember the responsibilities of leadership. The new women are looking up to you, love and cherish them. Do not hold them responsible for the crimes committed by men, and provide for them, and for the generations of our daughters, examples of what women can be."