George W. Bush?!!? You stop and stare for a moment, unable to believe that someone that arrogant would lower himself to hanging around a neighborhood such as yours.
Then a chill runs down your spine, for wherever George Bush is, Dick Cheney can't be far behind! You start to spin about, but are too late!
Pain explodes in your head as you fall unconscious.
You awaken an unknown amount of time later, head throbbing, to find yourself strapped to a table. A smirking GWB is standing near your feet, and a scowling Dick Cheney is near a complex looking panel, with Haliburton's logo above.
"Well, well, well, so it awakens," growls Cheney.
"Yep, it do," replies George happily.
That's when you realize something further is wrong. You are naked and...