"Oh, no!" exclaimed Alex. "Whatever I wish, you'll just twist it."
"So you're refusing to make a wish right now?" asked the red-haired man.
"That's right," Alex proclaimed.
The man darted his eyes upward for a second, as if thinking, and then looked back at Alex with a grin. "Then I'll have to grant a past wish of yours."
"What?!"
"Last Friday, or really Saturday morning at two o'clock, you were sleeping over at your friend Corey's house, looking at some of the videos and pictures he has hidden in a secret directory on his computer." The man snapped his fingers, and Alex heard Corey's voice.
"Don't you wish women always dressed like this?"
Then came Alex's voice -- his former 15-year-old boy voice, that is. "Yeah, I wish they all looked like something out of a porn movie."
The man snapped his fingers again. "Unfortunately, transforming all women in that manner is somewhat beyond the range of my powers. But I can certainly grant that wish as applied to one lovely female." He pointed at Alex.
The good news was that fabric appeared encircling Alex's body, shifting and altering its form until it covered her vital parts. The bad news is that that's about all it covered. She was now wearing a red vinyl top that was little more than the upper half of a bikini swimsuit; it matched her red vinyl skirt that was only a couple of inches long and the red platform shoes with ridiculously high heels that were now on her feet.
In the mirror, she could see that her face was heavily made up, and that she now had several small hoops through each ear.
The man said, "What's the matter? You're everything you ever wanted in a woman -- forever."
Alex whirled around. "Forever?"