You grin as you try on the college letterman's jacket that was in the box. You're a 19 year old high school graduate who will be starting college in the fall. The jacket seems to be a perfect fit. It's a hot summer day, so you're shirtless when you put it on, and model it in front of the mirror. It's hot, in more ways than one. You're perspiring like you're in a sauna. You try to take the jacket off, but it's stuck to your skin. You squirm and struggle. This isn't a gift it's a prank. Your cargo shorts are drenched as if you have been swimming. You stagger toward the kitchen to get something to drink. As you're passing the front door, your knees buckle and you collapse on the floor.
There's a knock at the door. Maybe they can call help you. You struggle to your rubbery knees and pull the door open. You're lying in a puddle of your own sweat. There standing in the doorway is the college football quarterback. He looms over you.
"Hey, I see you got my jacket. Don't worry, it won't be long now," he says.
The quarterback steps into your foyer, and closes the door. He proceeds to peel his t-shirt off his torso exposing his muscular abs, and pecs. You seem to be deflating like the wicked witch of the west in that movie. You flop around as you try to get his attention. This has to be a joke. What has he done to you?
You feel your body peeling away from the inside of the jacket. He lifts the jacket off you and grins.
You collapse as an inanimate object. He reaches down and picks you up with one hand. You feel the air race passed you. You are a flimsy garment. He holds you up to his chest as he looks in the mirror. You are a football jersey. The athlete puts you on, and leaves carrying his jacket and t-shirt.
It feels so weird, you're wrapped around the hot 22 year old's torso. You can feel his nipple tips brushing against your mesh body. You smell the pungent aroma escaping from his armpits as his sweat soaks into you. It is a hot day. You're confused, but honored to be worn by such an outstanding player.
It's weird because being this stud's jersey seems to be natural.