You look at the ring of mushrooms. You've heard that some wild ones aren't safe to eat, but these look just like the kind they have at the grocery store. You feel a bit hungry, so you pluck a big juicy mushroom and wipe it off on your sleeve. You open your mouth and take a big bite. It's crunchier than you expected, as you glance down at the bite missing from the mushroom, your eyes widen. The inside of the mushroom has been hollowed out, and decorated with miniature furnishings. A teeny-weeny little chair topples from the opening and a table wobbles on three legs. You have eaten part of the floor from beneath it. A tiny door flies open and an irate tiny creature shakes its fist and squeaks at you.
You just stare chomping on the mushroom house. Suddenly, you have a horrible thought, what if you got one of those little creatures in your mouth. Immediately, you start spitting out the mushroom. You notice tiny bits of wood and cloth mixed with the mushroom bits.
The tiny creature in the damaged mushroom home in your hand spreads its wings and flies angrily at you.