"For you to loose a number of IQ points equal to your bust measurement."
Joe and the naked blond woman stared at each other for a few moments before her eyes widened and she made a sudden leap for the door.
"What the? I wish you'd come back here!" Joe scowled as Doctor Von Hauser turned and walked back to stand in front of Joe, arms covering her breasts and crotch. As soon as she stopped in front of him she dropped her arms. Joe gaped at her suddenly revealed glory and wasn't prepared when she again turned and ran for the part-open door.
"Nancy, help! He tried to rape me!"
Joe stood in the empty office, hearing shrieks and cursing coming from the reception area. "What the hell?" He muttered. He'd wished her stupid and she took off--No! he'd just /said/ he was going to wish her stupid, he hadn't actually done it! And she couldn't harm him herself, but Nancy and the police didn't know about the ring, so they could still harm him. He glanced out the door and shook his head, Maybe fifty-odd points wouldn't be enough to make her a ditsy blond.
"I wish, after having heard what I intended to wish next, that Doctor Van Hauser had been unable to get out of her chair or get the attention of anyone outside the room."
Joe felt a sudden bout of vertigo and fought to keep from throwing up. In the chair across from him Doctor Von Hauser looked ill as well. The office door was closed, and no raised voices could be heard beyond it.
"What, what happened? Nancy was talking to the police-- the naked blond woman shook her head. No, she said slowly "I tried to run, but couldn't get out of my chair and Nancy ignored my screaming..."
Joe nodded, he now remembered two sets of events, one ending in a wish the doctor hadn't heard. "Yeah, that sounds about right. I wish you'd think and act like a ditsy blond bimbo."
"Oh my god! You like, really did it! You made me dumb!"
"Sorta. You're really as smart as you were before, you just can't use most of it. This way, every time you can't figure something out or do something stupid you'll know it's because you don't think a ditz could do it right."
The former doctor was sitting slumped in her chair, idly twirling her hair around her finger. She'd stopped making any attempt to cover herself and was biting a nail while staring into space.
"And apparently you think bimbos don't mind guys seeing them naked"
Doctor Von Hauser looked puzzled "I um," she looked down at her naked body, "Oh!" She pulled her legs together then slid one leg on top the other. "I totally forgot I was naked!" she said with a giggle. "Or did you want to see more?" She leaned forward and smiled at Joe, her breasts swaying back and forth behind a thin veil of hair.
Apparently she thought bimbos liked to fuck, because she was certainly coming on to him. Joe smiled. "Wish you had one of those leather couches for your patients to lay down on." Behind her a Burgundy leather couch faded into existence.
"Oh, I do! Wanna try it out? I'd be happy to share it with you!"
Joe decided he probably wouldn't need to make any more wishes, at least for a few hours.