The helicopter took them a long distance in a very short time. Everybody but Jen and Gina had to wear blindfolds. After they landed, Sam took off her blindfold. "Holy Shit! HQ is the Village Hidden in the Leaves!? This is amazing!" yelled Sam.
"Sam, as the Hokage, I have to put the safety of my village first but I need your expertise. I hear you watch a lot of anime." said Lady Tsunade.
"Sure, I'll help however I can." said Sam.
"Ok, everybody step into my office. There will be a few witnesses there to explain the situation. I'm sure you'll recognize them." Every followed Lady Tsunade to her office.
"Wow! Negi & Hinata Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akamichi! Kiba & Akamaru, Shino Aburame! This is so cool!" said Sam. Ino was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.
"Lady Hokage, how does this girl know our names, is she dangerous?" asked Shino.
"No, she is unarmed. Yet, unlike other people from this world, her chakra network is slighly active." said Negi. The swelled veins around his eyes returned to normal.
"Her name is Sam, though she knows everything about us, from our shoe size down to our deepest darkest secrets, she's harmless. She's here to ID the strangers you've been tailing. Negi, why don't you start." said Lady Tsunade.
"The person I've been tailing is a teen male of about 16. 5.9 feet tall, black hair with a single pigtail. He is quite poweful but only knows Taijutsu. For some reason, he has 2 chakra networks. He picked a fight with Ino, she hasn't been the same since." said Negi.
"I have a hunch, with a Phsycological experiment I can ID him. Just a moment." She reached into her backpack, grabbed a water bottle, and walked over to Jen. "Jen, could you heat this please?" asked Sam.
"Fine nya." she lit her wings slightly. The water got hot. She walked over to Ino.
"Pardon the mess, Lady Tsunade." said Sam bowing. "Oh Ino." She tried to dump the water on her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Ino as she dodged the water.
"Hmm, just to make sure, Jen, meow at Ino please."
"Fine nya" said Jen angrily. "Meow."
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Ino screamed and backed up against the wall.
"Just as I thought. When a mind transfer jutsu is performed, sometimes mental traits are copied from the victim to the user. Negi, the boy you were tailing is Ranma Saotome. He has two weaknesses. 1 is his fear of cats, though when that is pushed to far, he acts like one and becomes more powerful. 2, due to a training accident, when splashed with cold water, he turns into a girl. Hot water will return him to normal. Ino is scared of losing her womanhood. He won't cause trouble unless you threaten him in some way. Don't arrest him, just let me talk to him. Next." said Sam.
"Hinata." said Lady Tsunade.
"I was tailing a girl with long purple hair and a pink outfit, she also has two chakra networks. 1 is very small though. Doesn't speak english very fluently. She often hugs this Ranma person saying Ai Len." said Hinata.
"Shampoo of the Chinese Amazon tribe. Ai Len means husband, but they aren't married quite yet. She may give the kiss of death to any girl the hurts Ranma. In other words, a promise to hunt and kill. Her transformation is triggered like Ranma's but she turns into a cat. Kind of an ironic twist in their engagement. Next." said Sam.
"Choji." said Lady Tsunade.
"The girl I was tailing opened up an Okonomeyaki stand. Her cooking surprisingly rivals Ichiraku Ramen. She carries a large spatula on her back. She seems to be a tomboy." said Choji.
"Ukyo Kuonji. She is also engaged to Ranma. That spatula isn't just a cooking utensil, it's also her weapon. Next." said Sam.
"Kiba." said Lady Tsunade.
"I tailed a short haired tomboy while Akamaru tailed her little black pig. She-" Kiba was interrupted.
"Akane Tendo, basically harmless unless angered. Her pet pig P-chan is actually a person who can transform just like Ranma named Ryoga Hibiki. He has no sense of direction and could get lost trying to find his own bedroom. He is inhumanly strong and a little accident prone. Next." said Sam.
"Shino." said Lady Tsunade.
"I believe 5 words should be sufficient. A small, dirty old man." said Shino.
"Happosai, master and founder of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts. He makes Master Jiraiya seem like a perfect gentlemen. If you kill him, you'd be doing everyone a favor. Has he stolen any womans undergarments yet?" asked Sam.
"Unfortunatley." said Shino.
"Ok, now, about Jen. Can you change her back Lady Tsunade?" asked Sam.
"No, her change has been to radical. Healing a wound is all I can do without her cellular structure destabilizing." said Lady Tsunade.
"You mean I'm stuck like this nya?!" yelled Jen.
"Yes, but according to Gina's report, you're not done changing." said Lady Tsunade.
"Great, now what nya?" asked Jen.
"Sam, Naruto wanted to take you on a tour, correct?" asked Lady Tsunade.