"Akane! I told you! this isn't my fault!" yelled Ranma.
"Oh yeah?! Who're you gonna pass the blame to?! Your dad's not here!" shouted Akane.
"I told you it's the old freak's fault! Geez you are so uncute." said Ranma.
"This no time to fight!" yelled Shampoo.
"Please miss, try my ramen before my best customer gets here! He has a habit of making people eat my ramen." said the old man.
"No, Shampoo not try it. Not better than my ramen!" said Shampoo.
"EXCUSE ME?!! YOU'RE SITTING THERE AND NOT EATING RAMEN?!!" yelled a voice from behind.
"Uh oh. Now you've done it miss." said the old man.
"Sorry Sam, we'll finish you're tour later. COME HERE YOU LITTLE-" Naruto was interrupted.
"Naruto! Stop! Those are the guys I told you about. Excuse, Ranma Saotome?" said Sam.
"Ru I know woo?" said Ranma with his mouth full of ramen.
"Oh please! Not another long lost fiance!" yelled Akane.
"No, I swear! I don't know her!" said Ranma after swallowing.
"That's what you said about Ryoga and Shampoo when they showed up! Speaking of which, I thought Ryoga ended up here with us. Where is he?" asked Akane.
"You know him. Probably got lost on the way to the bathroom or something. By the way, how do you know me?" asked Ranma.
"Go away! Shampoo have enough competition already!" said Shampoo.
"No, it's nothing like that. Hey, where's Ukyo?" asked Sam.
"She's at her stand- hey how do you know her?!" asked Ranma.
"I know all about all of you. Here Naruto, take this." She tossed a bottle of water to Naruto. "I have no desire to threaten you but if you don't cooperate, you'll get splashed, as will you Shampoo." said Sam.
"Sure whatever, let's make this quick. Come at me whenever you like." said Ranma.
"I'm not here to fight. Besides, I already know that you'd win mister Kachû Tenshin Amaguriken. I'm here to talk. Now if you could go find Ukyo and Ryoga and meet me in the main office of that building over there, then we can talk." said Sam.
"If you know us, then do you know who's fault it is that were here?" asked Akane.
"Well, your only source of interdimensional travel is Happosai's mirror so my guessis it's his fault. Of course, he's already a wanted pervert so he'll be leaving with you in a breadbox. I'm sure Genma and Soun will be pleased. See you later!" said Sam.