Luke begged off going to the mall and headed upstairs; the last thing he heard was his mother saying, "Hey, you know men!" and she and Christmas laughing conspiratorially, as if the two of them were best buds.
It was all way too weird for Luke. He locked the double doors into his bedroom, found the box of X-Form condoms sitting on the desk next to his computer.
Thinking about it during breakfast, he'd figured out that the magical "X-Form" condoms that promised to "Enhance Your Experience" were obviously meant to be used with a partner, and would probably transform said partner into a more idealized version of themselves, changing reality as it did so. But he'd used the product while masturbating, so what the magic did was turn his fantasy into reality.
He brought up Firefox on his computer, and went to Facebook. Christmas Cantaloupes was a little much, he had decided -- okay, a lot much, and he thought he might discover some totally bizarre reality changes if he kept digging. He couldn't think of any way to use the power of the condoms to return things fully to normal, but surely if he picked one of his classmates instead of some porn star, any reality changes caused by the magic would be relatively minor, and things wouldn't seem so weird.
"Sonya Lee," he typed in. She was the lone girl of Asian descent on the cheerleading squad, with a beautiful face atop a petite, athletic body. He'd talked to her a few times, and she was nice enough, although it was fairly clear to him that she'd never see him as a romantic interest.
He went to her photo section and clicked through the pictures of her until he found the perfect one. It was apparently taken at a Halloween party that he hadn't been invited to. She stood in the middle, dressed in a "slutty cheerleader" outfit -- quite a bit skimpier than what she wore at school, including a bare midriff, an overly-short skirt, and high-heeled boots. On her left was Kristi Black, a busty blonde who was the head of the cheerleading squad, dressed in a "slutty Goth" outfit, complete with a black wig, fake tattoos and clip-on piercings, thigh-high platform boots, and a corset that was doing a great job of pushing her assets up and out. On Sonya's right was another cheerleader, Melissa Haye, a tall brunette who seemed to be dressed as a "slutty slut," in an outfit that was little more than a lace teddy and high heels.
Luke pulled his pants down and unwrapped another condom. A few strokes while looking at Sonya got him hard, and he unrolled the rubber and placed it over himself. He felt the tingling sensation, and he continued to pump.
Idle thoughts couldn't help but cross his mind while he was trying to focus on Sonya as her normal self, and nothing but that -- what if Sonya had a chest like Christmas Cantaloupes'? What if that was his school's actual cheerleading uniform? Hmm, Kristi looks pretty good as a Goth. What would Sonya's lips feel like giving him a blowjob, and what if they were plumper? What if all girls dressed like Melissa? Would Sonya look better with more makeup?
But as he felt himself coming, he managed to zero in on Sonya's smile as he spurted into the receptacle.
The computer monitor started to shimmer as it had last night, and Luke moved his chair back and to the side a few feet. Another transformation was about to begin, and it would end with...