"Hey Josh, getting some fresh air?" Erin asked with a smile.
"Uh, yeah." I paused for a moment as my eyes were drawn to her bare breasts. "What was the screaming about? Someone cop a feel?" I asked, pulling my eyes up to her face by a sheer act of will.
"Ha! No," Erin gestured at a blue armband she was wearing, It had 'POLICE' stenciled on it and some electronics built in. "The new public monitors have a 911 mayday button, keeps the pervs away." She frowned and fidgeted with her hands a bit.
"My lawyer suggested I plea bargain three days of total nudity to have the judge leave off any performing or posing directives. He said she tends to get creative." Erin leaned close and whispered to me. "Don't tell anyone, but since I hardly wear more than this when I go running the nudity isn't such a big deal."
She stood back and gnawed on her lip for a bit. My eyes had drifted down to her crotch, either she'd shaved it for the sentence, or more likely for her running. Either way talking to a naked woman on the street was having a predictable effect on my own nether region.
"What'd they get you on anyway?" She might say she was okay with the nudity, but her body language was saying otherwise.
"Failure to present proof of insurance--it was such a stupid thing, my card had expired and I forgot to replace it." Erin was blushing slightly, and I realized that she was looking at my boner.
"Sorry Erin, It's just--" I broke off, not having any idea how to apologize for something like this.
"Hey!" She said. "Civic duty right? It only counts when I'm out where people can see me. My boss gave me a couple days off so I could serve it out; apparently I was too distracting at work."
"Oh, shit, I'd better get back to work!" I glanced down at myself and blushed a bit too. Thankfully the cold water realization that I'd probably get shewed out by my manager was reducing the swelling Erin had caused.
"So, wanna come in and act like I'm helping you find something? It'll keep my boss off my back for a while." I grinned, hoping she'd accept.
"Sure! I was headed over anyway."
I bowed and let Erin precede me into the store, damn she had a nice ass!