Before he could decide, he had an urge to go to the bathroom. Only at that moment did his best friend Luke show up and just let himself in. Looking for Aaron, he noticed the computer on. 'What's this?' He said out of curiosity.
On closer inspection, he decided to give it a go. He tuped things in and pressed Enter.
'Man, that's better!' Aaron said as he stepped out of the toilet. As he zipped up his pants, he noticed his hands were a dark, chocolatey brown. No, not just his hands; his whole skin was dark brown. When he touched it, it shifted under his finger, and it felt rather gooey.
He rushed out to the computer, leaving brown footprints in the already stained carpet, to see Luke. 'Oh, Hi Azz!' He shrugged innocently.
'Luke! What did you do?' I shouted, finding it harder to move in the cool breeze of my air conditioner.
'Oh, you know, just turned you into a big, chocolate statue,' Luke replied calmly. 'It's only for fun, Azz. No matter what, you will change back tomorrow, even if I eat you.'
'Eat me? You wouldn't da-' But I couldn't speak as my body hardened, leaving me paralyzed, a chocolate statue for Luke to eat and crap out of him.
Nice.