"Ohh!" exclaimed Rachel. "I almost forgot why I contacted you in the first place. After my, uh, initial transformation, all the clothes in my closet had changed."
"Yes, of course," said Jennifer on the other end of the line. "The magical Magia wardrobe -- any clothes you own or wear will be sexy and skimpy."
Rachel rolled her eyes. "Right. But I didn't want to put any of that stuff on, so I went into my mother's closet to get something of hers to put on. It changed right away after I put it on, and then all of her clothes started changing, too, and even my parents' room changed -- so I guess she's changed just like me. She and my dad are both their jobs, as far as I know, and I haven't gotten a call from her --"
Rachel had been hearing typing during the second half of her statement, and now Jennifer said, "Ah, I see that's a known issue. Your transformation hadn't fully 'set,' as we say, and at that point there's a chance of it being contagious. I can see on my screen that, yes, your mother has received a Magia Rojo transformation. She is at her job, but that's changed -- oh, interesting, she and your father are co-owners of a pornographic movie studio."
"My parents make porn movies?!" Rachel exclaimed.
Jennifer continued, "The Magia transformation means that your mother will always appear to be approximately 20 years old, she is no longer at risk for any diseases, her energy, stamina, and sex drive have been increased dramatically -- your mother is a very lucky woman. Your father's pretty lucky, too, I'd say. Of course, all women will be this lucky once we officially release Magia products worldwide..."
Rachel gasped. "Oh, my God, you can't. It'll be horrible."
"It'll be beautiful," Jennifer corrected. "We do expect widespread changes to human society as a result of the use of our products, but our simulations show those changes to be beneficial --"
Rachel interrupted, "An entire world of big-boobed women with bright red hair who can't use computers is supposed to be beneficial?"
"Oh, my, no," said Jennifer. "We'll actually be releasing a wide array of Magia colors. While the overall effect of beautification will be the same across all colors, each color will cause somewhat different changes. With Magia Verde, for example, the body changes will not be as dramatic as your Magia Rojo changes, but there will be a much higher increase in sex drive. Magia Negro will create Gothic beauties -- black hair, pale skin, piercings and tattoos, and quite the unique wardrobe. Magia Amarillo creates women of Asian descent, naturally demure, petite except for their breasts. We've got a color that makes female bodybuilder types. We've got one that turns the wardrobe to all-vinyl. We just started testing one that'll turn women into 'furry anthros' -- hmm, I have to admit I don't know what that means, but that's what my database says."
"You people are monsters," said Rachel.
"Well, we don't see it that way," responded Jennifer. "Tell you what -- I'll go ahead and add some of your friends into our beta testing pool, make sure they get other colors than you did, and you'll get a sneak peek at the future."
"What?!" Rachel exclaimed. "Leave my friends alone!"
There were a few seconds of typing, and then Jennifer said, "Oh, that's interesting. Your friend Kate was already selected. She should be getting her package today."