You were minding your own business one day until you spot the medallion on the side of the road. You pick it up, and decide to put it on, not knowing exactly what it is or what it means. As you put the chain portion around your neck, the medallion rested on your shirt. Previously, you used the shirt to pick up one of your loose pet hamsters because that hamster was known for biting bare hands. Suddenly, you start growing a fluffy coat all over your body. Then, you start to shrink rapidly, and you move your tongue around feeling another strange sensation. Your mouth now lacks canines and have pronounced incisors. Your cheeks now are sacks meant to carry seeds in. You then grow a stubby tail. Then your little hamstery self scampered out of your clothing, leaving the medallion behind.