Your new female instinct tells you that you're having a contraction. After a minute, the pain ebbs away, and you think about what to do now. You could try to get help, but that would likely lead to you being brought back to that creepy hospital. But the only alternative to that is suffering the hardships and dangers of unassisted childbirth, and you still don't know what to do with the baby when it's born. You feel a new contraction coming, and you decide to...