David an snotty linebacker comes walking into the ointment shop, his muscle shirt unable to contain his massive size. "You pops! What kinda joint is this? No service and no one to help? What gives!" The chinese man walks out into the shop and says "I've been expecting you, I have your ointment ready sir. Just follow me and we'll have you ready for your football game in no time!" The jock walks with his muscle head stance over to the old man and grabs hold of the bottle."What do i owe you?" David asks, but the chinese man just smiles and burns some incense. Puzzled david walks out of the store as the old man smiles a grin of satisfaction! Later that day before he hits the field for practice he puts on the lotion, rubbing it all over his muscular body. It kinda feels prickly and he starts to feel really cool, almost as though he has become lighter? As he walks towards the door he notices the arena is empty except for him and his helemt and equipment on the ground. He grabs his gear and starts to do tire drills and that when he notices his skin his turning a darker shade of brown? He