You walk in the place and smalls bells above the door ring to announce your arrival. An old Chinese man armed with a big smile greets you. With broken English, he asks how he may serve you today. You tell him that you’re just curious and would like to browse around. He nods and tells you that if you need anything, to just ask. You look around all you can see is jars with no labels on them. You ask the old man what is in the jars and he responds by telling you that all the jars are filled with ointments of all sorts. They can do all sorts of marvelous things depending on what you want. You ask if it can fix back problems and he nods. You ask about headaches and he nods again. As a joke you ask him if it can make your private parts better and he nods. You then tell him that the last thing you just said was only a joke and he answers back that he was not joking. He tells you to wait a minute and goes behind his counter. He comes back with a small jar in his hand and offers it to you. You take it and at the same time, ask him what it is. He tells you that this is just a small sample of what he sells. Once you get back home, you should get naked and rub all the contents of the jar everywhere on your body and then relax and enjoy what comes next. You want to know what comes next but he doesn’t tell you. He just tells you to go home and enjoy the free sample.