You saunter outside your lawn. You are larger than you were before. Sweat glistens on your muscles and your straw blond hair is totally ragged. Your overalls barely contain your enormous sun-worked muscles. Your tattoos are especially sexy, as they spell out how hard and masculine you really have become. Your lawn, you now notice, has a lot more stuff on it...mostly car parts you are keeping around so you can fix up some cars for extra cash. No point in wasting spare truck or car parts and fuck it if the neighbors don't like it. You walk a few houses down to Richard's house.
Richard opens the door, immaculately coiffed.
"Yeah? What the fuck do you want?" he asks. You realize that he and you have nothing in common now. You were an office drone just like him and you both used to look down on working class guys. But now that you are about the sexiest stud in town you can look down on him. He is pretty hot, with his neat black hair, not a single part of him is not clean cut.
"Wellsir. I thought you an' me, we could getta know one another better. More personal like."
"I uh...I don't know if that's a good idea."
"I was hoping you'd invite me inside. Woowee! Lookit this place!" you say, slapping Richard on the back hard and inviting yourself in. "Now how's about you be a good boy and get me a Budweiser." You take off your shirt and bounce your pecs. Richard drops whatever is in his hands, which you see is a gay magazine.
You saunter over to the couch and put your feet up on his immaculately clean glass coffee table, getting dirt all over it, since it cakes your now disgusting old boots.
"Maybe you an' me we'ze got more in common that you think, now hows about you come over an' ya'll suck my big cock."
Richard numbly comes over with a beer that you suck down as he disbelievingly applies his lips to your now enormous dick.
"That's right, you fancy pants office shit. YOU SUCK ON THIS COUNTRY BOYS DICK!" You shove your dick all the way down his mouth as he chokes. "Good boy. After we're done here wrasslin' I might even have to make a few changes round here, sheeeit.
After you face fuck him you turn on wrestling and make him get you another beer. You pull out the cologne bottles that you stuck in yer pocket on the way over. You lick your lips over your rough unkept blond goatee.
What do you turn Richard into?