"Richard! Whereya with my beer?", You shout and he comes out of the kitchen with it. Your still holding the small bottle in your hand. As he comes closer you grab him and get the spray ready.
"Well Richard, It's time I change a few things, Now your gonna be like me, ya hear?", You say, Upon hearing this he struggles a little trying to get free. You spray the cologne on him and hand him some beer and a chaw, seeing as how he'll be needing it soon, You sit back down with your beer and put a plug of chaw in and watch the changes.