(What have I got to lose?...)
"Yeah, okay." Ben took a pen and signed where necassary. He came across a checklist asking what kind of species he'd like to be, and ticked 'SWINE'. Pigs were pretty cool and he liked bacon, although maybe that wasn't really an appropriate basis to make this decision.
"Ah, a pig, excellent! We need a pig, fantastic decision."
"Okay..." Ben asked, excited but nervous. "What now?"