"I guess you figured out I was joking about the whole transformation Andrew. I knew you had brains really! I actually wanted to get you to look at this device I found round the uni and knew you would be able to figure it out. What would I want a geek like you in my sports teams!" Mike said to Andrew and gave him a weird device.
Andrew was messing round with the device until he suddenly clicked a switch and then there was a screeching sound and suddenly he fell into a deep trance. The frequency of the sound waves coming from the device were just right to work into Andrew's subconscious mind and put him into trance.
"Now Andrew, you are in a trance now - you feel very relaxed and very obedient, don't you?"
"Yes"
"You are getting deeper into trance the more I speak. Tell me Andrew what do you feel about sports?"
"I'm not really interested"
"Now Andrew you will start to realise when you wake up that sports are the most interesting thing in the universe. You love having a rugby ball in your hand and charging down a field. You love all contact sports where you get to release your aggression, because you always build up a lot of aggression Andrew.
What is the most interesting thing to you Andrew?"
"Sports!"
"Good, now what do you think about me Andrew?"
"I think you're hot and fancy you but also that you're a terrible dumb jock boy"
"Now Andrew you no longer fancy me - you now realise that you never actually fancied me it was just that you admired me for being a jock. You realise now that you only fancy cheerleader girls or the type of girls you see sports guys hanging around with.
Now you will wake from your trance soon but whenever you hear me say time to sleep you will fall back into this trance. When you wake up, we will free you from your ropes and you will ask me to join my sports teams. I will make certain conditions for you doing so and you will follow them. Now you will wake on the count of 3. 1 ... 2 .... 3"
Andrew woke up and the three jocks untied him.
"Hi, Uhhh, Mike I want to ask you something," Andrew stutters.