"What is it Andrew?"
"I want to join your football and rugby teams and also want to play lacrosse and soccer, but am not really built, but I love sports - can you help me?"
"And what's in it for me if I do?"
"I'd do anything, ANYTHING at all,"Andrew desperately replies.
"Well in that case you will have to attend initiation and I will give you a few tasks over the next few weeks for you to do - the first is to drink this bottle of sports formula I have here - in fact I have a six pack for you but you should take only one each night of this week and then I will give you the next stage," Mike said handing over a collection of drinks.