Tom grabs the small book inside the box. "It's says here that the starting player is the one with the least advantage and according to this it's me" Christy laughed and snatch the book from him. "It doesn't say that." "Yes it does, gender, the majority gender is an advantage, higher I.Q is an advantage" and Kendra added in "Breast and penis size, yeah hes right he goes first, then Courtney, then Christy, Valerie, and then me."
Tom grabbed the board from the box and unfolded it. It was blank except for squares lining the side one having start and finish printed on. Next he polled out the cards and sat them in the middle of the board. What really confused him was they were completely blank card, not even the game logo was printed on them. "Next it says to take an item of value from each player and place it on the start/finish square." so they did.
Courtney put her class ring, Tom put in his track and field pin, Christy put in her hair tie, Valerie put in a penny "What it's all I've got on me right now" and Kendra put in her necklace.
Suddenly the board started to glow and the five items formed into five hand carved pieces formed to replicate the player. "Did everyone just see that?" Valerie asked. "Jesus Titting Fucking Christ! That's my grandma's necklace!" Kendra went to pull her piece off the board but it wouldn't budge. An eye opened up on the top of the deck of cards. Kendra flew back. "Cool!" Courtney couldn't help but stare, she loved the occult and things that freak others out.
"I am the lord of the game, master of every challenge you will face. As I have already seen some of you may wish to end it here, but I highly advise against it, but if you wish to leave I am not allowed to stop you, but before warned the game is much more forgiving while in play then before."
"What does that mean?" Kendra asked. "I think he's saying that we can quit now but theres a catch like a trap waiting for us if we do." Christy explained. "Very good human" the board chuckled. "I'll do it!" Kendra screamed. "This isn't what I was expecting." the board croaked loudly "Is that what you wish human?" Courtney stood up "Kendra come on, the board said it itself that quiting now is worse then waiting it out. We play the game win and lock it away for good, but who knows what could happen if you quit now!"
"What do you choose human?"