"I am looking for something for myself."
The oriental man looked up at him with his eyes from the old tome that he had his nose in, while keeping his face almost buried within the thing. "Oh... what can I help you find then young man? I see you are just average... so are you looking for something to give you more muscles, more body hair, both... hmm? Or is it something behind the appearance huh... like a bigger tool for you to use if you know what I mean." He just winked while he made his last comment.
"Honestly, a bit of everything you mentioned would be good. I am not really ok, in my opinion, in all three of those areas."
"Oh ho! Well... Mr. Ling has everything a man in your position could need or want. I tell you what... I sell you one item that come from a very potent animal. You choose animal and you use, guaranteed to make you more of a man! What you say?"
"Sure... I guess, anything at this point would be better than nothing at all, since there isn't going to be any dramatic changes if I don't do something."
"Good, Mr. Ling very happy to hear! Now, what animal you what eh?