"Terri, your voice," said Joy. "You-You sound like Bullwinkle's mother!" None of the Sorority sisters of course, knew what Bullwinkle's mother sounded like. But Terri did sound as close as possible to the cartoon moose and still sound female.
Cyndi walked over Terri; Joy had to avert her eyes to keep from growing wet at the sight of Cyndi's new breasts swaying while she walked. 'Damn,' Joy thought, 'I'm becoming a lesbian nymphomaniac!' Terri was her roommate; Joy gave a brief sigh of thanks that the game hadn't made her attracted to clowns as well.
Cyndi licked her fingers and wiped the side of Terri's white muzzle. Nothing came off. She pulled at Terri's big red nose. HONK!
Reluctantly, knowing what she would find, Terri pulled off her left shoe. Sure enough, her foot had grown big enough to comfortably fit the size '24 mary jane.
"What am I going to do?" Terri wailed, "I don't want to be a clown!" Seltzer water shot out from the corners of her eyes, hitting Cyndi right in the face. The other sisters all giggled, then stopped when Terri looked at them pleadingly.
Angrily, Diane turned back at the game board. "Change us back right now!" she demanded.
"I couldn't do that, even if I wanted to," said the board, "and I don't! This is the most fun I've had in ages!"
Cyndi reached into her jean pocket and pulled out a cigarette light; although she had quit smoking she still carried it around. "I don't care about me," she said, but turn my sisters back now or I'll burn you!" She picked up the board, the tokens still clinging to it, and lit the lighter.
"'Destroy me now," intoned the board, "and like this you'll stay. To return to normal, you must continue to play.'"
The sorority sisters all looked at each other. "What does that mean?" asked Diane; the longer she was in the body of a bimbo, the more she thought like one."
"I think it like means," said Joy, "that if we play until someone wins, we'll all turn back to normal."
"Something like that," said the game. "All of you have been changed, and you will more or less stay this way for the rest of the game. Oh, you may all be altered slightly, but until someone wins, you are stuck like this."