"I think I'll go with a clown face," you say. You're a little surprised; as a child you were afraid of clowns, although you're over it now.
"Very well," says the lady. "And what type of clown do you want to be?" Seeing your puzzled look, she goes on, "There are many kinds of clowns, although three basic types: the whiteface, who acts the part of the straight man, kind of like Dean Martin did with Jerry Lewis. Or there's the auguste, who acts like a bumbler. And the hobo,either happy or sad, who is always the butt end of the other clowns' jokes.And there are a few that don't fit into any category?" She shows you examples of each kind on her design board.
After a few secons you decide you want to be a....