<We cut now to the events of a few hours earlier>
Neil was out of breath and sweating heavily. He had just finished 15 minutes of cardio after a hard weightlifting session, and he was exhausted. The gym was relatively quiet, given that it was 5 PM, so Neil found himself in the changing rooms alone.
He went and had a quick shower to wash off the sweat and relax his tight muscles, and then headed for his locker. As he opened his locker, he found a note and a shiny black box inside. He didn't know how it had gotten into his locker, as he had the only key, but out of curiosity he read the letter.
"Put this on and meet me at the fountain in the park at 7--Love, Your Secret Admirer."
He checks his body, covered by nothing but a towel around his waist, in the nearby mirror. He nodded, understanding why someone would admire him - he had a great body. And the gym would provide plenty of people, male and female, who would be attracted to such a "hot bod".
Shrugging, he got dressed in his street clothes, and headed home, shiny black box under his arm. As he entered the house, he quickly opened the box, only to find...