"Ethan! How long does it take for you to call Luke to dinner! You two
better not be playing any video games!" Alisa, Luke's mom, called as
she started walking up the stairs.
"Uh-oh!" Ethan looked at his son. "Let's get out of this suite so your
mother doesn't freak out."
"Yeah, good idea." Luke replied as he tried unzipping the suite, but
it wasn't working. "Uh...Dad, we have a little problem. The zipper is
stuck."
"Luke! Ethan! Where are you?" Alisa called again. She was now
upstairs, and only a few feet from Luke's room.
"Here let me try." Ethan took control of their arms and began tugging
hard on the zipper that bound them together, but it still wouldn't
budge.
"Wait Dad, this might be the perfect time to show my suites to mom."
Luke looked at his father.
"Son, I think showing your mom like this," Ethan motioned to their
body, "would be the best idea."
"Well, the zipper is stuck, and you know mom. When it's time for
dinner; it's really time for dinner." Luke argued.
"Well...alright, but let's at least get some pants on." Ethan finally
agreed.
Then, they each tried bending down in opposite direction to grab their
own pants. Causing their body to fall to the ground in a heap. "Okay,
let's not do that again. Grab your pants Dad." Luke said as he rubbed
their bruised butt.
They managend to get their pants on just in time for Alisa to walk in.
"Luke! Ethan! Are you two playing video games again. It's time
for...WHAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"Calm down dear. Luke and I are just spending some quality time
together."
"Your...your..."
"Conjoined!" Luke and Ethan finished for her. "Yeah!" Luke continued,
"We just conjoined ourselves together using one of the suites that
were in my closet."
"Alisa, we were going to undo this, but the zipper of the suite got
stuck. If you could unzip us, we will get out of the suite for you."