"Dude!" said a voice from behind
"You found the family secret!" he chuckled. "So, how's it feel, Mr. Goody Two Shoes, to be a slob now"
You merely shrug. "Well, it's kind of gross."
"Oh, that's not a problem..." said Jack as he held up a similar looking ray gun.
"We have a few lying around" he chuckled as he fired and you are hit with a flash of light.
"There...Now you like it, don't you?!" he giggled.
You wanted to get up and hit him, but...no you didn't. You liked him. He was your slobby friend, a slob like you.
"Yeah, Dude! I love it. Thanks for giving me a wakeup call!" you say with a smile.
"What else can we do with this thing?"
Jack Smiled.