"It can make me slobbier?" you ask with wide eyes.
"Dude, this thing could make it so if you crapped your pants, you
wouldn't even care." Jake said.
"Well, that's a bit too much...but I don't see how a little more could
hurt" you say with a smile as he readies the gun.
"It's good to have someone else in my little club, It's been lonely."
he chuckled as he pulled the trigger. The beam of light hit you and
you felt an odd sensation run through you, not like the tingles of
before. It felt like your mind was going numb for a second, then your
body. You watched as your skin got much more pale, because the new you
rarely saw any sunlight...you then watched your already dirty clothes
gain new stains and become utterly filthy, not just appearing as if
they had never been washed...it was fact now.
Your clothes also were covered with several holes, some from being
ripped, others from mice nibbling at them...the clothes were an utter
mess, and so were you. Your hair started to grow longer, and became
even greasier, like you had never once bothered to take care of it.
Your teeth became yellow from grime, and you an odd feeling in your
mouth, and when you smelled your breath you knew the gun had given you
horrid bad breath.
"Wow." you say when the green light of the ray gun subsides.
"Indeed" laughed Jake. "Dude, if you were any smellier...you'd have
cartoon stink lines."
"I reek. And I don't care one little bit." you stay.
"Excellent...Now then..."