“Well, umm. I mean… it’s been fun bonding and all. But, I think we should get apart for at least a few minutes. I really need to do some jacking, and I don’t really want to be jerkin’ off with my dad… literally.” Luke’s face had turned a light shade of red out of embarrassment.
“Yah, ok. I could do with a bit of that myself to be honest. Not like your mother will be coming home any time soon…” Ethan paused and looked out the window into the front yard.
“Don’t worry. I’m sure she will calm down at some point. I don’t think she will understand what happened thought, so maybe we’ll just say she imagined it!” Luke thought it sounded like a good plan. But as they walked passed the mirror by the front door on their way up the stairs, he realized they wouldn’t be able to explain this. He looked down at the ‘seam’ on their chest that divided the body in half, then down at his father’s jeans. He started pulling at them with his hand, “I don’t see how you can wear these. They keep falling down.”
“That’s because this body isn’t as wide as mine and it was a good idea at the time. And like hell I’m getting into your jeans that only stay up thanks to a belt.” Ethan opened the door to Luke’s room and they walked over to the mirror. “Ok, let’s get this thing off for awhile!”
Ethan grabbed the zipper with one hand, and used the other to try and hold the suit in place. He was yanking on the zipper as hard as he could but it wouldn’t budge. “Come on! Move already!” He was starting to get frustrated with it.
“Dad, that’s starting to hurt,” Luke winced in pain.
“Shut up for a second. Come on! Come on! It’s almost…” Both Ethan and Luke fell silent at the sound of something snapping. “Shit!” Ethan brought his hand in front of both their faces holding onto the broken zipper. “Son of a bitch. The rest of it is still stuck there. It’s lodged in place!”
“Dam it, what the hell are we suppose to do now!” Luke was equally frustrated as he was grabbing their crotch area. “Now we’re REALLY stuck! Oh crap, I’m going to be stuck to my dad for the rest of my life! This can’t be happening! I’m only 18! I can’t be half of a 40 year old!!”
“Shut it!” Ethan growled putting his hand over Luke’s mouth. “Just calm down, we’ll figure something out… I doubt we’ll be stuck like this forever. Even if we are, you whining like a baby isn’t going to help.”