As I see my belly grow and my butt expand I blurt out I thought a slob
was different. I didn't know I was going to get fat.
I thought I was just going to wear t-shirts and shorts not take baths
and maybe a little weight.
But I watch as my belly pokes out from under the the t-shirt I am
wearing. The stack of pizza boxes grows next to me and the mound of
empty beer cans grows next to it.
I spill pizza sauce on my once clean t-shirt and I just let it go or
replace it with an equally stained t-shirt.
My butt expands till I start to show plumbers crack when ever I get
up. And you can see all the way down cause I am too much of a lazy
slob to put on underwear.
I go to the kitchen to get another beer well six pack and I pass the
mirror and see my belly drooping down between my legs hiding my once
huge cock. My shorts hanging low. I try to pull them up. Double chins.
And damn are those man boobs? They are bigger than any I have ever
seen.
I have to see how big I am so I go to my bathroom scale and as I step
on it the dial spins around and pops out as I realize I put a dent in
the metal scale. I am well over 300 now because that was the capacity
of my scale.
Oh crap.