Damn my head is getting cloudy.
I think I am getting dumber. How did that happen? I quickly look
through the ingredients before I lose all my mental faculties.
It must have been some interaction with the soda can.
I get dumber and dumber.
Soon the only job I can get is as a night person at the local quick
shop gas station.
I just have to sit there and wait for people to come in. I sit and eat
all night. Big and stinky.
Damn I have become a slob.