"What kind of retard believes in crap like this?" Jen rolled her eyes and glanced at the clock again. "Shouldn't you be catching the short bus or something?"
"Ha! You get both! Who's the retard now?" Kyle shouted into the phone.
Jennifer winced and held the phone away from her ear. "Jesus you prick, use the phone much? Look, I'm running late--"
Kyle broke in saying "For your multi-part curse we'll start with...