"...your transformation. Over the next several hours your body will slowly transform until all the following facts are true--"
"Again, retard?! What, you sat up making a wank list and now you want to read it to me over the phone? Get some help jerk, I am so reporting you as soon as I get to school."
Jen bit her lip; she wanted to slam the phone down, but this Kyle guy hadn't really said anything she could get him in trouble for. On the other hand she really didn't want to hear whatever twisted fantasies he was about to start spouting.
While she tried to decide what to do Kyle began speaking again.
"Your breasts will increase in size and sensitivity until you'll need to wear an F cup bra. They'll be perky and well formed with large, permanently erect nipples."