Jen felt a sudden tingling in her chest and was frozen with horror--the curse couldn't *really* be true, could it?
Meanwhile Kyle was still talking.
"Your pelvis, hips, and ass will spread until your hip measurement matches your bust measurement without looking gross or overweight. In addition it will be physically impossible for you to bring your knees closer than 6" together when seated or bent at the waist."
The tingling in her chest started to fade away and Jen felt it begin in her lower body.
"Oh my God! Kyle stop please!" Jen cried frantically into the phone.